Dearest Melania
This was a nice change. They at least picked someone more interresting than some made up foreign dignitary. I give them a 5 for sender...
The Sponge
I was examining a bath sponge one evening and thought about the journey taken by this particular genus of sponge. From it's exciting life...
Buy Swag Save Merika!
Just so everyone doesn't think I'm blind to the hypocrisy in both camps. This pisses me off even more than the Democrats begging for...
Washington Street Beggars
I receive a great deal of spam. Usually I enjoy replying to them to mess with their minds. This time however, I simply felt... empty,...
Judgement Day
Okay, I simply could not resist. The Approach: I wish to notify you again that you were listed as an heir to the total sum of Four...
I want to be wooed
I get my fair share of spam mail and a significant amount is basic bank transfer scam material. Unlike most internet users I actually go...
Dead Donut Pushers
Sometimes the scammers get confused and forget who they have written. I remember this guy because of the name. Peter Tan is too close...
Let the Blooding Begin
This approach was interesting. Claiming to be the son of a fallen war criminal (a son who never existed). Other than that, the message...
Bovine Murder
The Approach: Attention Please, Ukrainian National Lottery (UNL) conducts Ukrainian state lotteries: Super Loto, Keno and Loto Triyka. ...
Bless Uncle Lightbulb
Apparently everyone with a terminal disease has my email address. At least this little scammer kept it short and sweet. The Approach:...
