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Inmate Deputy Groom


This is about the third in a series of emails with a pretty girl living in a refugee camp who also seems to have 24 hour access to the Internet, her own phone line and of course millions of dollars to share with only me.

The Approach:

Hello my dearest

How are you today your health which is the most important thing to take about in human life, please I am very happy for your reply to my mail but I needed to know about you.

I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW MORE ABOUT YOU AND YOUR EXPERINCE IN BUSINESS SINCE YOU WILL BE THE ONE TO INVEST THE MONEY. WE NEED TO KNOW EACH OTHER BETTER FOR MORE TRUST AND UNDERSTAND BETWEEN BOTH OF US. SECONDLY, I WILL APPRECIATE IT BETTER ONCE I RECIEVE THE BELOW INFORMATION OF YOURS .

1.Your Full Name.....................?,

2. Your Address ...................... ?,

3. Your Country of Origin.............?,

4. What do you do for living....................?,

5. Your Age...........................?,

6. Sex.........................?,

7. Your personal picture .................

Yours Sincerely,

Miss Wendy Kipkalya kones

My Response:

Dear Wendy,

Of course you want to know more about me. It was quite insensitive of me not to consider it before. You need to know that I can be trusted with your money and by gosh I'm going to tell you everything.

1. My Full Name is Jimmy James Alphonso Motes III

2. My address is:

Inmate: Jimmy James Alphonso Motes III Number 222459-02

c/o Collin County Detention Facility

4300 Community Ave

McKinney, Texas 75071

3. My country of origin is The USA. I did travel to Canada once, but came right back.

4. My occupation is Party Planner (I'm on a short break due to some confusion over some missing cash and helium), but I used to be a deputy in a small town Sheriff's Department

5. My age is 60, but I feel like a boy when I think of your money

6. I am a male and like Charlie Sheen, a WINNER!

7. My Phone at the Facility is 800-555-5200

I believe we should forgo any further delay and just get married. I can have all my shots up to date the minute I'm out of here. Right now I have a release date of June 15th which gives us very little timeto plan a wedding. How soon can you arrive?

See photo attachment below

Love

Inmate, Deputy Jimmy

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